Greetings loved ones,
Today I realized every clock I own says a different time. Cute. Seeing as how POPCORN no longer exists, I don't think I'm ever going to know the real time again. That's comforting.
So, I've realized something recently. I think I need to find a man at the gym. Granted this does require me to actually join a gym, BUT my realization isssss, its very important to know what a guy looks/smells like when he sweats! You all know what I'm talking about. Some guys are so sexy attractive when they sweat (i.e.: Justin Timberlake), and then there's some that are, well.....crusty crust and make you wanna vomit (I can't even give you an example because I might vomit a little in my mouth). So, think about it, after a little sexy-sexy time, what do you want to look over and see? Exactly. Sweating is a very important part of a relationship and if you think your man is horribly nasty when he sweats, please tell me how THAT'S gonna work out in the end! Please sign me up at In-Shape! Thanks.
We went to dinner with my dad for fathers day. It was cool. We went to the fruit yard.....classy bitches there, let me tell you. Mullets and tattoos everywhere. Don't get me wrong, I think tattoos are super hott....if they're done the right way. The tatts I saw were of lips on necks....not hott. One of the ladies working there complimented me on my hair (btw I LOVE compliments and anytime I hear compliments flying around me I just assume they're about me....half the time they're not) she said my hair is "funky" and asked if I was a hairdresser (another question I get A LOT) because I looked like I would be because I was trendy. What does Crystle say? Your hair's ugly and you look high maintenance. Thanks sister, I ain't mad. I love being back on good terms with my sister, I missed her. She also told me she can't wait til her baby starts kicking harder so she can put her belly on me and have the baby kick me. I love it.
My 2 week vacation starts in a week....this is going to be the longest week of my life.
I went to SF last weekend to see Love and Shosh....I really can't even tell you how much I love those girls. 6 months is entirely too long between visits. Its always a good time when we get together....now I just need to get them down here in the "country" for a visit. Talk about a culture shock for them. Haha.
Okay, okay, okay, I can't think of anything else to talk about (which makes me sound totally boring) but I'm sure I'll have lots to talk about in the upcoming weeks...so until next time..... "I'll be flirting with my eyes". kisses.
