If I'm not my own cheerleader, who will be?!

So I've made several attempts in the past few months to make a new post on this fabulous blog of mine, but every time I do, I have no idea where to start. My brain has about 50 different directions it can go in and I can never pinpoint which way I want to go. So I'll start here. :) I heart Tim Lincecum. Like, a lot. (I just watched the Giants game and he's fresh on my brain) No one understands why but I don’t care. I'm fully convinced- in this pretty little brain of mine- that he and I are completely meant to be. I refer to him as my boyfriend, but I better stop because I’m about to start believing it. I think I should have my people call his people.....but first, I need "people". So if anyone knows where I can get these so called "people", please contact me. Thanks. I also went to my first Giants game on March 28th and it was sooooo much fun!! I can’t wait to go again!

Let’s backtrack a little to last November when my little Flicka was born!!!! I know my last post was written before SHE arrived! Yes my sister had a little girl!!! There are no words to describe how excited I was/am to have my little niece. I love that I have both a niece and a nephew now. Oh how I love my little Trent monster too! November 15, 2010 little Miss Presley Marie Short was born! I simply adore this little nugget! I like to call her my little lifesaver, because lets face it, without seeing her adorable little face to pull me out of my funk (well, her and my therapist), I might not be here today to be filling you in on all things Coat. She is 100% a mini version of my sister. So cute. I love every moment I get to spend with her.

So my new year’s resolution, (I had a couple) was #1: be a better person. Done. Lol (maybe, but my recent life situations wouldn’t prove this statement to be true. More on that in a moment) #2: Use coupons! It’s April 19th and I’ve yet to use one coupon in my life. Lord knows this girl needs to save any money she can! I just don’t understand how to use them. #3: Be single and focus on ME! I’ve already failed this one by entering a very bad relationship, but I’m starting it over again. I went against my gut and got body slammed to the ground. (I hope that graphic description was exaggerated enough for you, reader, to get the idea) Also, I think I’m ready to start my actual career and get my life moving in the right direction. I’m so ready to move to San Francisco. Every time I go there I just feel at home and I feel like anything is possible. I literally get depressed when I leave. :(

Now, on to more current life situations. I feel like either I’m learning a major life lesson (I think it’s a whole bunch of little ones all thrown at me at once) or I have major karma coming back and kicking me in the ass. But I don’t really think I’ve done anything bad enough in my life to deserve such an ass-whooping. My mom says it’s just a life lesson, I say shit, that’s some life lesson! I don’t trust people very easily nor do I let people in to my life very easily and within the last 6 months I’ve let 2 strangers in that have completely let me down. One of which, Jose to be specific, basically chewed me up and spit me out. There’s not a whole lot I can say about this experience other than, wow. There was always something a little off with that one but I ignored it because I like to give everything/everyone a chance and frankly I’m a little too optimistic and have entirely too much faith in fellow mankind. I always thought I was smarter than that and that it would never happen to me because I’m a good person, but no. It got me and it got me good. Apparently being a nice person has nothing to do with it. C’est la vie. But I’m going to continue to believe there is good in all of us and I’m going to continue to be optimistic with new people and situations that come into my life because I just can’t bring myself to have a pessimistic outlook on life. Yes, this leaves me vulnerable for heartbreak and constant let downs, but I’m hoping in the end, when its my turn, it will all pay off and I’ll not only meet an amazing man to be my life partner but also have an amazing career and life to go along with it. It’ll happen, I just know it.

So I signed up for a 5k in August. I’m super excited and at the same time wondering what the hell was I thinking. Jamie found me a 9 week training workout that is couch-5k in 9 weeks and as impossible as that seems to me at the moment, I think its doable. When I was in school and they said I would be designing and sewing my own dress from scratch in 10 weeks I didn’t believe it and look what happened! I had the most amazing dress from my own creation in just 10 weeks. So I’m going into this with the same mind set. My master plan is that I will be able to run 5k by the time my surgery comes, and then after I heal and can workout again it’ll be a little easier to get back into it. Not to mention I’m hoping my boobs shrink down a little….but we’ve tried this before and I have had no such luck. I had day #1 of my workout yesterday……sweet baby jesus.

Are you asking yourself (and maybe rereading that last paragraph) did she say surgery!? Yes surgery. I’m going under the knife in 9 weeks (to the day) for breast reduction #2. Yes, I said #2. Why? Because my boobs WON’T-STOP-GROWINGGGGG!! Seriously?! My luck. I’m sure most of you reading this don’t see a problem with this, but try having two melons on the front of your chest 24 hours a day and tell me how you feel.

Random note: I really want to write a book. I totally think I could do it.

Actually, I want someone to write my biography. I mean, why not? Lol. Who says I have to be a celebrity to be interesting? Who says I have to have some amazing talent? I have a shit show for a life, isn’t that interesting enough?! Picture it: E! True Hollywood Story: Coat. I know you’d watch it. (or at least DVR it)

For those of you who know me, in all of my 26 years of existence, McDonald’s has been my life. For those of you who don’t know me, in all of my 26 years of existence, McDonald’s has been my life. (Hahaa.) It’s the family business; in all of its glory, those golden arches have been shining bright my whole life. I’ve grown up in the restaurant at 2400 Geer Rd and have plenty of memories to share with you to keep your ears burning for hours. But this week, after 30-some years of business we have closed the doors, closed a huge chapter in the Jevert family, and started to dismantle and remove every piece of equipment from fryers to security cameras to the tiles in the ceiling. Now, before you freak out and say “nooooo!!! I can’t live without my sweet tea!” we ARE coming back! In approximately 90 days to be exact, we will be opening the doors to a brand new MickeyD’s fresh and open for new memories to be made. Definitely the beginning of a new (huge) chapter for us Jevert’s. I went into the store yesterday, and with the rent-a-fence barricading the property as if it were in time-out, there was definitely a sad, surreal, eerie feeling to the place. No music playing, no beeping of fryers and stoves, no crew members talking over each other, and no “order #275 you’re order is ready” being yelled across the lobby. Just a bunch of strangers in my house hauling things away. The only positive thing to this whole rebuild is hopefully I’ll lose a little weight since I can’t eat there every freakin day. It sucks being a broke ass hoe and relying on the restaurant to keep me from starving. It’s def nice having free food, but not so nice not having any self control.

I've pretty much brought you up to speed (eh, for the most part) with all that is Coat. I know I say this all the time but I really will try harder to keep up to date with my posts....I mean, because I'm so fascinating and all. ;) So until next time...I'll be plotting my plan of attack ;) kisses! xoxo

I live to love and laugh a lot

Although lately I've only been laughing to keep myself from crying because nothing has been funny. (that was deep, I know.) But I'm slowly getting back to my fabulous ways :)

A month and 11 days. That's how long its been since my last post. WTF?! I really suck at this thing called life, but really, who's good at it? Exactly. So I'm just living it the best that I can. I mentioned in my last post that I was searching for a change in my life. Well, the following day I got just that and that's partly why I've been m.i.a. lately. You wanna know what it is? Too bad :) some things are just meant to be kept to myself. (I bet you just said to yourself, "this bitch") And I have deactivated my facebook account for the time being...and now that I think about it, unless my friends bookmarked my blog, they have no way of accessing it. Hmm. Sweet, so until i reactivate my fb which has this link on it, I'm just talking to myself. Eh, I'm okay with that. There were just some people that I needed to get away from. I didn't want to delete anyone because lets be honest, when my head clears again and I'm back to my fabulous ways, you know I'm gonna want to go back to stalking them and I'm not gonna look like a fool and re-add them as a friend, that's just embarrassing. (not really, but you know what I mean. Hopefully.) And I just feel like hiding from the world for right now as I ponder life and all my future endeavors. I also felt like my fb posts were getting really negative and I don't want to be the Negative Nelly that rains on everyone's parade, because I don't like others that do that to me. I know my posts have kinda been negative nelly's too, but so what, this is my place to rant on life and if you don't like it, don't read it :) So all in all, this is a positive step in the right direction in the Life of Coat.

Speaking of positive steps, please tell me WHY I like to torture myself so much. I'm ridiculous. No, I don't care to explain.

OH! and how bout those Giants!!!! I'm not a baseball fan, er, wasn't a baseball fan in the least until the playoffs when the Giants played the Phillies. I felt it was my obligation to watch the games seeing as how the local team was going so far, and I like to know what everyone was talking about on facebook. Who knew I'd be so into it! I'm amazed at the plethora of baseball knowledge I have obtained in the past 2 weeks. I'm surprising even myself. I never realized there were so many pretty boys in baseball! Pshh, where the hell have I been?! Living under a rock. Clearly. And you all know I like to look at pretty things :) I must admit, I have developed a little crush on Tim Lincecum. Random? Absolutely. His hair grosses me out (if you know me, you know I really hate long hair, I prefer the clean cut look), and he's not that cute, but whatevs, a crush nonetheless :) And I can't leave out Jonathan Sanchez and my bf in the outfield Andres Torres. Love. I picked up some other favorites along the way too, CJ Wilson from the rangers- aye dios mio!! That one is by far the hottest of them all! And Chase Utley from the Phillies. I was sad to see them go, but I quickly got over it. Although seeing all the pretties on the Rangers and in the stands did give me positive feedback on what I might encounter if I move there. I ain't mad.

I do have more to talk about, but I'm thinking I should probably get back to work :) So until next time, I'm anxiously awaiting the arrival of the little nugget. Kisses xoxo

i really don't like to be called "hun" but you can call me "hunny" :)

I'm baaaaaaaack!! But barely! Jesus, I almost died today from being asphyxiated from the fumes of a jank ass car that CLEARLY missed the memo on Cash for Clunkers. Fucker. But on a serious note, sorry for being m.i.a. but I've had some internet technical difficulties. And when I say "technical difficulties" I mean my shit got shut off. :) Apparently people don't like it when you get 5 months behind on your payments. Sheesh, so picky. You know, the saying "you don't realize what you've got til its gone" is SOOOO true! I didn't realize how much I use the internet and like to have the tv on when I'm home until I didn't have it anymore. (yeah, that got shut off at the same time) but, whatevs all is well now! I can't help it that I would much rather spend my hard earned money on myself rather than bills.

So I just read my last post to see where I left off, and geez, was I bitter when I wrote that or what?! I guess a lot has changed since then and my feelings aren't quite the same. That certain person that I was referring to is still in my life and we do talk quite often. Let's be honest here, I'm totally crazy about him :/ (I slightly hope he doesn't read this because I don't want him to know that...but, I'm sure he has a hunch) I know I should just let it go, but I can't seem to walk away. I mean, honestly, who really wants to walk away from something that just seems so right? Then again, who really wants to walk back into something that we ALL know is so wrong? Yeah, that'd be me. So after a small hiatus, Jason has come back into my life. (I bet you just said to yourself, whaaaaaat?!) I know. We started talking again but just as friends, don't worry. It's nice to have him in my life again, but at the same time, its a little weird. I quickly realized some things never change. And when I say things, I really mean people. It is what it is. Basically, that is my life's motto these days, it is what it is.

And since the last time I blogged, nephew #1 has arrived!! My precious little cricket named Trent Jacob! I'm totally in love with him! I can't believe he's already going to be 1 month old tomorrow. Time flies. And then Crystle's little nugget is gonna be here before we know it! So many new things in life and none are mine. That's why I think I should move. I mean, why not? There's nothing here holding me back. I think I just need some sort of change. I'm getting bored with this same shit, different day lifestyle.

I don't have anything else to share soooo until next time....I'll be searching for a change :) kisses! xoxo

Apparently I don't speak "Douche Bag"....

Thank god. Although, actually it would be nice to have it as a second language so I can better understand the signals of being played. You know, like knowing Spanish and being a complete white girl. Then when you come in contact with a bunch of shit talking Latina's you secretly know what they're saying and can either play it cool and just know what's up or you can throw a comment right back at them and watch their faces go white and hit the floor :) I've always wanted to do that, its on my bucket list.

**DISCLAIMER** I would just like to apologize ahead of time for the repeated use of the word "fuck" in the following post. It's the only way to get my point across :/


So the guy I was gushing about in my previous post, "cupcake", yeah he's fluent in Douche Bag. I was oblivious and fell for it all. I know I said I knew I was being played, but really, it all came too late. I should have listened to everyone from the beginning, but I honestly didn't see it. That's what I get for being optimistic. So you remember how I said I felt totally comfortable around him and could tell him anything? Apparently that's his bait. He even made the comment that he knew I trusted him (which, calm down dude, I don’t trust people very easily. Just because I told you something that I don’t tell many people doesn’t mean I trust you, it just means I had a weak moment ;)) and this is where fluent douche bag kicks in because if you knew someone trusted you, why would you fuck with them? I guess I really AM that naive. {OH! and he wonders why he only attracts "crazy girls"? Umm HELLO!!! They're crazy because you make them that way! You fuck with their head by reeling them in with saying all the right things and then fuck them over. I swear, boys are so stupid sometimes.} Anyway, I was honest with how I felt aaaaaaand now he won’t talk to me. Seriously?...like, really?! People do that?! Laaaaaame. So much for being honest. I guess I am good people and don’t even know how to mess with other people’s head. So why am I only attracted to these fuckers? Why can’t I find the ones who think like me? Whaaaateverrrrrrrr. You live, you learn!!

So I think I’ve come to the conclusion that I’m just destined to be single—for now. As much as I would really love to have a bf right now, I’m really not looking for my forever. I just don’t want to be alone. I want someone to talk to, who likes me for me, and is interested in what I have to say/do. Oh, and wants to spend time with me, duh. :) What can I say, I'm a hopeless romantic at heart and according to my psychic my whole being is revolved around love. Makes total sense. But really, deep down, I think I’ve only been attracted to the bad ones because I truly don’t want to be in a relationship at the moment. I just want to figure out who I am, what makes me happy and what I want out of life. See, I do learn a lot from my therapist! Unfortunately, I’m the type of person that has to pay for this free self exploring advice that I could probably get from my friends….whatev, don’t judge.

I know you love reading all this juiciness to get to know the real Coat and what truly is on her mind (and yes, I did just refer to myself in third person).....otherwise you wouldn't be reading this, would you? So until next time....I'll be soul-searching :) kisses!! xoxo

You make me feel like I’m living a teenage dream

And my heart stops when you look at me.

Those would be the lyrics from Katy Perry’s new song which totally explains how I feel at the moment. I decided I’m going to share some stuff that’s really personal to me and I probably shouldn't share it here seeing as how I have NO idea who reads this, but……whatevs. So I met this guy a couple months ago, I’m just going to call him….cupcake. ;) I knew he was different from any other guy I've met from the moment I started talking to him. (Call it a woman’s intuition if you will) Not that that really means anything. He has an awesome personality and he makes me laugh. I don’t think I’ve ever met a person that makes me so happy just by talking to them, in my life. Talking to him instantly puts me in a better mood and leaves me with a smile on my face for hours. If that happens just by talking to him, how do you think I feel when I see him? Yeah. It scares the crap out of me. He makes me feel like I’m the only person in the world when we talk and I felt incredibly comfortable around him from the moment I met him. (Which for those of you who know me, know that doesn't come easy for me) He’s totally someone I know I could fall head over heels for…IF (and that's a biiiiggg "if") I let my guard down…but let’s not get ahead of ourselves here, I’m not in any hurry to get my heart broken any time soon. We aren't dating or anything, we're just friends (which in a way, I think, makes it harder) It all seems too good to be true…..

Ok, ok, ok that^ was written and was how I felt a couple days ago. Granted, 99% of the feelings are still the same (you just can't help how you feel) only now, I’ve seen the light and I know that I’m just being played. So now, naturally, I have my guard so far up that I can barely see past it. Nice, right? Don’t get me wrong, he’s still an awesome guy, and I would love to get to know him better, its just now I know where I stand. He doesn't want to date anyone. (Story of my life, right?) Not saying I’m ok with it, but, well, it is what it is.

Ok enough of that...

Last night I went out for drinks with my friend Sam, whom I have known and been friends with since the 7th grade. We were in much need of a catch up sesh because it's been entirely too long. We had some refreshing beers at Chili's (duh) and gossiped over some delicious queso. We covered everything from past to present, job, love life (or lack there of on both our parts) and where we want to be in both the near and distant future, the cross country road-trip that we still need to complete and where we want to move to in order to find our future husbands. Which btw we decided either Texas or Tennessee. Or North Carolina or Georgia. You know, one of those nice country states. I've always wanted to live in either North Carolina or Georgia for at least 6 months to a year, just to see what its like. Don't get me wrong, I love Cali, I just want to know what its like in other parts of the country. You know, where it's not so expensive to live, the people aren't so rude and where they have a nice little accent :) And as Sam said last night, "There's plenty of fish in the sea, but the thing no one ever told you is the "sea" isn't Turlock." So with this whole idea of a move, I'm hoping to find a nice southern gentleman where ever it is I end up, but preferably one who isn't a super religious conservative. I think I just really narrowed my odds....

But don't think that's my only plan! If the whole southern gentleman thing doesn't work out, maybe I'll move to Orange County. Not only is that the home to corporate offices of Quicksilver, Fox, DC, Hurley (and many, many others) where I've always wanted to work, its also the home to a lot of "bros". You know what I'm talking about (well I know a couple readers that probably don't, so this lil definition is for you, courtesy of Urban Dictionary. You're welcome ;) ) BRO: A usually white young male, found commonly in places like San Bernardino and Orange County, CA. Always without exception, drive big lifted trucks, often white. Has the name of their crew or whatever in big white letters on their back window (i.e.: "skin" or "metal mulisha") Wear trucker hats off center, sunglasses, wife beater shirts, sagging dickies shorts, high black socks, skater shoes or those black corduroy slipper things, have lots of tattoos (soooo hott) of things like stars. And I would just like to add to that list, motocross racers. Need I say more? I think not. Although, most "bros" tend to have DOUCHE BAG written all over them, I can't help but be extremely attracted to them and I'm determined to find one who isn't a db. :)

I hope you enjoyed that little insight to my life, wasn't easy to do, but I don't care. I might regret it later though, so until next time....I'm pushing that little "publish post" button before I change my mind :) kisses! xo

I light matches with lighters.

No joke. In my 26 years of existence, I've never struck a match (I think that's what you call it). It scares me.

Have I mentioned lately that I need an assistant? Because I do. My life is such a hot mess I really don't know how I get through my day. But I do. Maybe I just want someone to talk to...I get tired of being alone all the time. Perhaps I just need more friends. Ha.

So I went grocery shopping with my boo (Chase) the other night since he didn't want to go alone. We made our way through the store, then we got to the meat section. Okay, this is my least favorite part of the store....actually, I take that back, I don't like the produce section just as much...but anyway, watching me trying to buy meat is a pure shit show. I don't have the slightest idea as to what the hell I'm looking at/for. Mom sent me to get hamburger meat last weekend and it took me, no lie, like 10 mins to find it. When I look at all that cow, everything looks the same to me. I feel like I'm staring at a blank white wall. (It's kinda along the same lines as me walking into my mom's garage....it's a black hole. I see nothing.) So I told Chase this and he explained it to me in the most simplest way, he said "it's like a boy, you want it to be big and pretty, not BLEHHHH!" Now this made COMPLETE sense to me!! I love how he speaks my language and understands how I think. I wish I could keep him in my pocket at all times so he can translate my daily life into "Courtney language".

Just when I thought my luck was turning around.....it's not. And no I don't care to expand on that.

So my 2 week vacation went by entirely too fast (which they always do) and now I've been back to work for a week.....a week and a select few of my coworkers are already getting under my skin. Seriously, isn't it time for them to retire already?! Ughhh. I have zero patients for old forgetful brains. Long story short, the main culprit of my irritations told me I was "creepy" today. Right when I was about to stab her with my freshly sharpened pencil for the rude remark, I realized that it probably wouldn't be the best idea since she's so old, her blood probably wouldn't clot from the wound and then we'd just have a big mess. So I just took a deep breath and continued on keeping to myself in my corner. (FYI- my boxing sesh tonight is going to be intense!) Then I remembered my bestie Cie is coming back to work on Monday and I had a sudden sigh of relief because I'm so excited to have her back! We work well together :)

Fair starts today. I will be going tomorrow night and I plan on having an amazing time. I'm going to the derby on Monday with my sister and working the beer booth next Saturday. I hope to have some stories of pure shenanigans to share with you soon. So until next time, I'll be browsing the classifieds to find a new job. Kisses! xoxo

Boy, you got whatever it is....or so I thought.

You all know I like to compare and explain my life through song lyrics, right?! Well this one is quite fitting for me right now. Can I please find a guy that feels this way about me? And when I say that, I mean someone who I feel the same for. Or is it too much to ask? Maybe it is. But I know it exists.

Zac Brown Band
"Whatever It Is"

She got eyes that cut you like a knife
And lips that taste like sweet red wine
And pretty legs go to heaven every time
She got a gentle way that puts me at ease
When she walks in the room I can hardly breathe
Got a devastating smile knock a grown man to his knees


She got whatever it is
It blows me away
She's everything I want to say to a woman but couldn't find the words to say
She got whatever it is
I don't know what to do
Cause every time I try and tell her how I feel it comes out "I love you"
You got whatever it is

You know I've never been the type that would ever want to stay
Bring 'em home at night and they're gone the next day
But that all changed when she walked into my life
And people askin why it is
Tell them I don't know
Just something about the woman makes my heart go haywire
And she's gonna be my wife


She got whatever it is
It blows me away
She's everything I want to say to a woman but couldn't find the words to say
She got whatever it is
I don't know what to do
Cause every time I try and tell her how I feel it comes out "I love you"
You got whatever it is

Cause when she loves me
Girl that's how I feel
Cause when she loves me I'm on top of the world
Cause when she loves me I can live forever
And she loves me I am untouchable

She got whatever it is
It blows me away
She everything I wanted to say to a woman but couldn't find the words to say
She got whatever it is
I don't know what to do
Cause every time I try and tell her how I feel it comes out "I love you"
"i do"
You got whatever it is
Oh you got whatever it is







Thank you very much, have a nice day.

I'm a "buy the apples already sliced" kind of girl

Greetings loved ones,

Today I realized every clock I own says a different time. Cute. Seeing as how POPCORN no longer exists, I don't think I'm ever going to know the real time again. That's comforting.

So, I've realized something recently. I think I need to find a man at the gym. Granted this does require me to actually join a gym, BUT my realization isssss, its very important to know what a guy looks/smells like when he sweats! You all know what I'm talking about. Some guys are so sexy attractive when they sweat (i.e.: Justin Timberlake), and then there's some that are, well.....crusty crust and make you wanna vomit (I can't even give you an example because I might vomit a little in my mouth). So, think about it, after a little sexy-sexy time, what do you want to look over and see? Exactly. Sweating is a very important part of a relationship and if you think your man is horribly nasty when he sweats, please tell me how THAT'S gonna work out in the end! Please sign me up at In-Shape! Thanks.

We went to dinner with my dad for fathers day. It was cool. We went to the fruit yard.....classy bitches there, let me tell you. Mullets and tattoos everywhere. Don't get me wrong, I think tattoos are super hott....if they're done the right way. The tatts I saw were of lips on necks....not hott. One of the ladies working there complimented me on my hair (btw I LOVE compliments and anytime I hear compliments flying around me I just assume they're about me....half the time they're not) she said my hair is "funky" and asked if I was a hairdresser (another question I get A LOT) because I looked like I would be because I was trendy. What does Crystle say? Your hair's ugly and you look high maintenance. Thanks sister, I ain't mad. I love being back on good terms with my sister, I missed her. She also told me she can't wait til her baby starts kicking harder so she can put her belly on me and have the baby kick me. I love it.

My 2 week vacation starts in a week....this is going to be the longest week of my life.

I went to SF last weekend to see Love and Shosh....I really can't even tell you how much I love those girls. 6 months is entirely too long between visits. Its always a good time when we get together....now I just need to get them down here in the "country" for a visit. Talk about a culture shock for them. Haha.

Okay, okay, okay, I can't think of anything else to talk about (which makes me sound totally boring) but I'm sure I'll have lots to talk about in the upcoming weeks...so until next time..... "I'll be flirting with my eyes". kisses.

MAY is my birthday month!!!! Let the shenannies begin!

Dear Dunkin Donuts coffee,
Your advertising is quite convincing....however, your product tastes like ass. I can't believe I wasted $6 on you.

Okay, so I'm totally slacking on this whole blog thingy. But honestly there hasn't been too much excitement happening in the life of coat. Twentyten definitely has had a lot in store for me. Not so great, but defdef something to grow from. It's been quite a rollercoaster the past couple months and I've learned A LOT- the good, the bad and the ugly, uh, er...well, in my case, the pretty ;) I must take a moment to thank jesus for therapists!

So I'm going to be an Auntie!!! I'm going to have a little nephew come August. (its been so long I'm not sure if I've mentioned this in a previous blog) I call him Cricket :) and I now call Jamie Kankle Big Boobs. She's totally gonna kick my ass for just saying that. But I came up with that awesomly creative Indian (feather not dot), excuse me, Native American nickname tonight and I'm still laughing about it. Hahahaaa. And since apparently one is never enough, come November there will be another addition to the clan. This one I like to call Flick[a] because as of right now, Crystle doesn't want to find out the sex. (btw, this TOTALLY puts a wrench in my pre-baby shopping, seeing as how I'm not a fan of unisex colors) Since I have a gut instinct that its a girl, I'm going pink all the way. (fyi I had a gut Cricket was gonna be a boy, and since I was right, I'm fully convinved I'm right...again) So in the case that Flick[a] comes out a boy, he'll just have to buck up and wear the pink til he grows out of it :)

So with all the talk in my previous posts about wanting to learn how to box, my momma and wendy got me a punching bag for my birthday!!! Soooooo great!! I absolutely LOVE it. I never knew punching a bag could feel so good! I'm sure the pure fact that its pink has a little something to do with it ;) Although I'm still a beginner, I haven't quite got the stance down yet. Practice makes perfect though. I just really hate to sweat.

Sorry my first post back from my break is so short, but I really don't have much to share! So until next time....I'm gonna get a shot of botox right between my brows! kisses!! xoxo

I really hope I don't have to pee...

Crystle: "Officer, I was zooming to get away from that creepy guy in the van making rude and disgusting gestures at us!"
Cop: "Ma'am there were no cars around you"
Crystle: "Yeah, because I zoomed to get away from him!"
Just reminiscing on a memory back when me and Crys were going to Aaron's and she got a speeding ticket while driving my car. Hahahaaaa, so great. Best $300 memory ever. Thank god it wasn't my $300.

Shame on me for not sharing this in my last post but I'M GONNA BE AN AUNTIE!!! Yayyyy!! I'm so excited to have a little nephew! I've named him cricket (prior to knowing its sex) and well, because he doesn't have a name yet. No Crystle is not preggo but Jamie is!!! After August life as I know it up until now will be all different. Hopefully for the better (because we all know how selfish I am and I like to have all the attention).

So this morning when I got out of the shower I noticed some water on the floor around the toilet. Seeing as how I just woke up I was completely confused as to where it could possibly come from. Naturally, thinking the way I do, I thought to myself....did I just pee on the floor?!?! How is that at all possible?? Then in my sleepy daze I convinced myself that that is what had happened so I just cleaned it up and continued with my morning routine. (I'm not making this up, I swear on my Louis) and then I thought, fuck now I gotta hard core clean this bitch when I get home today. Fyi- I really hate cleaning, especially the bathroom. So I came home and started cleaning. To my surprise and total relievement of my first conclusion of what had happened I found a crack in the toilet with a constant drip. Thank god. So, if all goes as planned I will have a brand new toilet tomorrow! Too bad I can't use the toilet until then. Well, I can, but I just have to be careful and turn the water on and off before I flush. You know what this means for me right?? I can't eat dinner because I won't be able to poo after. That's right, I said it.

Tomorrow is gonna be a GREAT day!!! Ciera is coming over and we are going to enjoy some delicious cherry vodka beverages! Loves it! I'm sososo excited!

So I got a new book, its called "If I'm So Wonderful, Why Am I Still Single?". My therapist recommended it. She probably got tired of all my bitching about Jason. Ya know, it actually makes a lot of sense and I can totally relate! I'm hoping its going to have a positive effect on my life and I'm being entirely optimistic about it. Ha, we'll see how long this lasts.

Ok, I have to go back and finish cleaning my bathroom now. Yes I stopped in the middle of cleaning to blog- its the ADD. So until next time...you can just call me Auntie Coat! :) kisses.