I hate being sick. Who gets the flu twice in one season?! Me. I don't realize how awesome I am until I'm restricted to my bed. As if getting the goddamn SWINE flu 2 months ago wasn't enough (which might I add should have been at least 5 years worth of flu). Whatevs.
So I decided my new year's resolution...I'm gonna learn to calm my crazy....tame the beast if you will. Sounds good right?! I know. Wait...are new year resolutions supposed to be realistic or just a good idea? Because me calming the crazy would be like teaching a dog to use a litter box....not completely unrealistic, yet highly unlikely. Hmm.....maybe I need to pick a new one. Ok, but serial I do need to relax a bit more because at the rate I'm going I'm gonna have a coronary by the time I'm 35. Heart disease is the #1 killer of women ya know! (a heart attack is considered a heart disease right?)
I tried to go back to work today but it just wasn't really happening. I only made it through half a day. But while I was there UPS came, thinking it was Bill I was headed out to say hello. To my surprise it was Garrett! *deep sigh* soooo was not prepared to see that pretty face! Fyi, there are just some people that I have to mentally prepare myself for so I can be calm, cool and collected and present myself in the utmost fabulous way possible. If I don't prepare......we get what happened today. Disaster. It was like I was a 15 year old girl again, giddy and giggly. EWW. God I hate when I get like that!! I wasn't embarrassed but I was embarrassed for myself in that moment. Does that make sense? I don't know why I get like that (ok I do, its because I totally have a "kindergarten crush" on him AND he knows this) it's not like I've never talked to him before. Fuck, I'm totally annoyed with myself as I'm reliving this situation to share with you. He's cool though, super chatty, which I like. As we were chatting I hear a noise.....what might this noise be you ask? The sound of mini blinds being pulled open at top speed. I look over at Patti's office and all I see are 6 faces staring at us and giggling. Then the blinds close but Kathy is still peeking through. It didn't faze him and I just shook my head and said "assholes". They're so nosey in my business!!! But I don't mind, I kinda like the attention ;) Anyway, we were chatting and to be honest with you I have no idea what he was talking about! Ha! All I could think about was, "shit it's getting hot in here". Now for the rest of the week I WILL be on my game :)....too bad he's taken, but an innocent flirtation never hurt anyone ;)
I just saw a commercial for "Ugly Betty" and it shows her getting her head smashed in elevator doors.....reminded me of when I got smooshed in the doors on BART the first time I took it alone. This bitch.
Now Richard Simmons is on Ellen....which reminded me of the time (not too long ago) when I had a dream that I was around literally thousands of people and the only person that would talk to me was Richard Simmons (insert serious, annoyed face icon here). Ok, when you're having dreams about Richard Simmons being the only person that will talk to you, CLEARLY this means you're a fat ass and need to go on a diet. Fail.
I was gonna share a little story about Kevin here, but I decided he wasn't worth it since he's on my shit list. Fucker.
Writing this took all my energy, so I'm gonna take a nap. So until next time.....you can just call me Courtney Jolie-Pitt ;) kisses!
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