Crystle: "Officer, I was zooming to get away from that creepy guy in the van making rude and disgusting gestures at us!"
Cop: "Ma'am there were no cars around you"
Crystle: "Yeah, because I zoomed to get away from him!"
Just reminiscing on a memory back when me and Crys were going to Aaron's and she got a speeding ticket while driving my car. Hahahaaaa, so great. Best $300 memory ever. Thank god it wasn't my $300.
Shame on me for not sharing this in my last post but I'M GONNA BE AN AUNTIE!!! Yayyyy!! I'm so excited to have a little nephew! I've named him cricket (prior to knowing its sex) and well, because he doesn't have a name yet. No Crystle is not preggo but Jamie is!!! After August life as I know it up until now will be all different. Hopefully for the better (because we all know how selfish I am and I like to have all the attention).
So this morning when I got out of the shower I noticed some water on the floor around the toilet. Seeing as how I just woke up I was completely confused as to where it could possibly come from. Naturally, thinking the way I do, I thought to myself....did I just pee on the floor?!?! How is that at all possible?? Then in my sleepy daze I convinced myself that that is what had happened so I just cleaned it up and continued with my morning routine. (I'm not making this up, I swear on my Louis) and then I thought, fuck now I gotta hard core clean this bitch when I get home today. Fyi- I really hate cleaning, especially the bathroom. So I came home and started cleaning. To my surprise and total relievement of my first conclusion of what had happened I found a crack in the toilet with a constant drip. Thank god. So, if all goes as planned I will have a brand new toilet tomorrow! Too bad I can't use the toilet until then. Well, I can, but I just have to be careful and turn the water on and off before I flush. You know what this means for me right?? I can't eat dinner because I won't be able to poo after. That's right, I said it.
Tomorrow is gonna be a GREAT day!!! Ciera is coming over and we are going to enjoy some delicious cherry vodka beverages! Loves it! I'm sososo excited!
So I got a new book, its called "If I'm So Wonderful, Why Am I Still Single?". My therapist recommended it. She probably got tired of all my bitching about Jason. Ya know, it actually makes a lot of sense and I can totally relate! I'm hoping its going to have a positive effect on my life and I'm being entirely optimistic about it. Ha, we'll see how long this lasts.
Ok, I have to go back and finish cleaning my bathroom now. Yes I stopped in the middle of cleaning to blog- its the ADD. So until next time...you can just call me Auntie Coat! :) kisses.
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