Just kidding. I was never baptized.....maybe that's my problem. Neh, I like me just the way I am :) So I've been trying to eat healthier lately (I won't use the word "diet" because that's just doomed to fail) and now ALL I think about is food. I'm constantly hungry!! If I worked out everytime I thought about food, I'd be one skinny bitch. Too bad I'm too lazy and don't like to sweat. Not to mention working out is soooo boring!! I get on my treadmill and after 2 mins it feels like 30....that's not a good sign. I'm hoping I'll get some sort of exercise as I work on my house this weekend and knock out another wall :) not to mention get out any built up anger I may have. Although I must say, I have been one happy camper these past couple days! Shocker, I know. Just enjoy it while it lasts because it could be gone at any moment.
So once again, I'm on my kick of I want to learn how to box. I thought it was just a phase I was going through before since it was gone after a couple days. But since its back I think its more than a phase and I really want to learn. Naturally I MUST get pink boxing gloves. You think they make matching punching bags? Gonna get that too. Duh. Where am I gonna put this glorious anger management releaser? No clue. We'll worry about details later. I think I might have my dad convinced of getting me one because I asked if he knew how and could teach me. Since he thinks I'm fat and needs to exercise anyway, maybe this will be the perfect reason to get me one. But for anyone that knows my dad knows he doesn't like to spend money on anything. He's such a tight wad, I really think he shits diamonds. Which only leads me to, doesn't he know I'm in desperate need of diamond earrings?? Shit. But don't get me wrong I love the guy, he's great, he's my daddy :)
You know how dogs have shock collars so they don't bark? Well if I had one that zapped me everytime I said or even thought something bitchy I'm pretty sure I'd be dead. Not to mention I'm gonna get my ass kicked one of these days for mocking people when they're still in earshot. Its not that I do it to make fun of them (well, usually) its just that since I've been living alone, I've developed this horrible habit of mocking whatever I hear (i.e.: the radio or tv) because I have no one to talk to. Sometimes you just gotta talk and theres only so much I can say to myself. AND I talk to my cat a lot. She likes it. She meow's right back at me as though we're having a conversation. She's so entertaining, I love it.
Thank god I get my nails done tomorrow, they're so jankety jank right now. Oh, oh! So I got a new Blackberry and I'm so much more in love with it than I was the last one! Why, you may ask? Because it's fresh. I get bored very easily and I gotta freshen things up once in awhile, ya know? That's why I need a new car sooooooon. We can't have my phone fresher than my ride now can we?? That's also why I need a new boyfriend....hahaaa.
Well its that time again, I must bring this blog entry to an end. Don't be sad, I'll be back. So until next time...I'm goin to a tarot card reader and see whats going on in my future. Kisses!
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