Okay, so I wasn't planning on blogging tonight seeing as how I had a miserable day and didn't really have anything to say up until about 10 seconds ago. So I'm sitting here at home, bored as hell watching "The Nanny". (which might I add was one of my top 10 90's sitcoms) I was going to edit my profile on here and decided to click on the "next blog" button at the top of the screen. As I went from blog to blog I quickly realized every one it was going to was basically the same, either with a very unattractive couple or a little family with a squinty eyed, unibrowed toddler with only 1 tooth. Ew. Isn't there some sort of "sort filter" on this thing that will bundle me into a semi-same category preferrably made up of young pretty professionals? When a friendly random stranger comes upon my blog as they are clicking that same "Next Blog" button, I want the blog before me and after me to be some sort of attractive, single, fashionable, young twentysomething writting about all their drunken shenanigans and noteworthy life experiences. Not some snotty nosed, my baby is cuter than yours, look at my happy little family blog. It makes me feel a little out of place, not to mention makes me vomit a little in my mouth.
Alright, I feel better now. Sorry for being so short (not me, this post) but that's all I had to rant about. So until next time.....I'm going on a diet because my hands are looking fat. kisses.
but think...How good you look sandwiched between the 45ish fat couple that shouldn't of had children ever! and the wanna be hip hop star that lives in the basement of his mom's house...(He's 40) it's like taking two unsalted crackers and putting in a gooey tastes like heaven creamy filling...You are there so they have something to stop on and taste! mmmmmmmmmm this girl is good!
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